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Dusty, a beach-cleaning robot in Santos, discovers his artistic talent, crafting stunning sand sculptures that transform the beach into a whimsical gallery.
Bic Fiddlesticks
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The Santos Space Cup
Port Santos becomes the stage for an intergalactic soccer match, where local clubs and alien teams clash in a spectacle of cosmic proportions.
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The Samba of the Cyborgs
A sight to behold. Their mechanical limbs, adorned with feathers and LEDs, moved with a comical precision that turned the carnival into a futuristic dance-off.
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