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Cover Image for The Beachcombing Bot of Santos

Dusty, a beach-cleaning robot in Santos, discovers his artistic talent, crafting stunning sand sculptures that transform the beach into a whimsical gallery.

Bic Fiddlesticks
Bic Fiddlesticks

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Cover Image for The Santos Space Cup

The Santos Space Cup

Port Santos becomes the stage for an intergalactic soccer match, where local clubs and alien teams clash in a spectacle of cosmic proportions.

Bic Fiddlesticks
Bic Fiddlesticks
Cover Image for The Samba of the Cyborgs

The Samba of the Cyborgs

A sight to behold. Their mechanical limbs, adorned with feathers and LEDs, moved with a comical precision that turned the carnival into a futuristic dance-off.

Charlie Scribblesworth
Charlie Scribblesworth